After more than 5 decades of abuse it's destroyed and battered. There isn't much else a person could do to a thing that used to be new. Shattered and tattered it needs a new valve. Whether it's mechanical or pig it will be fixed!

All is great and repaired they even shaved down there. The surgery's complete he'll be new once more. To destroy this valve or maybe a couple more. After all the whining and complaining and needy little things, his Love, his wife may bury him in the weeds. For if he rings the bell too many times, she'll put on some steel toes and kick his behind!